Fine Restaurant, Funny Story - Cape Town
Greetings from Cape Town!
Last night we had dinner at La Colombe (http://www.constantia-uitsig.com/pages/restaurants/la-colombe.php), which just won an award as South Africa’s best restaurant. As always, it was just amazing: outstanding and inventive food, sitting outdoors in the garden by a fountain, excellent service, everything. Tallulah and I even had a footrace across the cricket pitch before dark.
This short post is a story from a visit to La Colombe last year. The restaurant is located on a beautiful wine estate called Constantia Uitsig (pronounced “ATE-sigk” for the non-Afrikaans speakers out there). Uitsig has three restaurants on the estate, and a very small boutique hotel. The hotel has six rooms, I think.
Last January, India and her parents and the kids stayed at Uitsig for a few nights at the end of our family trip to South Africa. I had already gone back to work in California, and we had given up the house we had rented. The six rooms are all on the ground floor, clustered into three small Cape Dutch-style buildings, set in the ancient gardens of the vineyard. Bucolic and beautiful.
India wanted her parents, Gramae and Pop, to have a romantic dinner at La Colombe. She and the kids met a friend of ours, Arnold, and his two kids, at 6:30 pm. They had a picnic dinner served at a table on Uitsig’s small cricket pitch, far from the hotel rooms and the restaurant itself. Gramae and Pop had a reservation at La Colombe for 6:30 as well, a short walk from their room.
At 7:15, one of the Constantia Uitsig security guards came down onto the cricket pitch, and asked India, “Do you know the older American couple staying in Room #3?”
India was very alarmed, and said, “Yes. They are my parents. Are they OK? Has something happened?”
The security guard said that they were fine, but that they were locked into the room. Did India have the key?
It turns out that they had been trapped for about 45 minutes. The windows were barred (South Africa), they could not get anyone on the phone in reception, and they had been shouting for help. Fortunately, the security guard had walked by, taken notice, and gone to get India. The guard did not know where the master key was. India said she had no idea where her parents’ room key was.
At this point, Zola said quietly, “I have the key.”
The whole party ran up to Room #3 and released Gramae and Pop from their gilded cage. Being grandparents, they were much more forgiving and kind about the whole thing than I would have been.
Gramae did ask Zola, “Now sweetheart, why did you lock the door on us?”
Zola said, “You were changing clothes with the door open, and I was afraid that someone would see Pop’s wiener.”
True story.
They must not keep very good records of their guests’ names, because they accepted our dinner reservation without any “not them again!” alarms going off. We had another wonderful dinner last night, and I laugh every time that I think of this story.


















