Archive for January, 2009

Last Days in Cape Town

 

ATOP TABLE MOUNTAIN

ON TOP OF TABLE MOUNTAIN

 

 

Greetings from Llandudno, Cape Town.  It is hard to believe, but we have been in South Africa (and Namibia) for seven weeks.  We are finally gearing up to move on to Australia on Monday.

In our final days we have been scrambling to see friends, to run errands (e.g., shipping 50 kilograms of stuff back to Tennessee), and to do all of the Cape Town things we really like to do. 

On Thursday we went surfing and spent time on the False Bay coast.  We also went to a few art galleries that India had read about, and wanted to see. 

One of the galleries featured a South African photographer named Pieter Hugo  (http://www.michaelstevenson.com).  Hugo had a well received exhibition in New York last year, featuring large photos of tough-looking Nigerians who kept leashed hyenas, pythons, and baboons as pets.  Very freaky. 

The exhibition we saw yesterday was a celebration of “Nollywood,”  Nigeria’s film-production industry.  It is the third-largest film making center in the world (after Hollywood and Bollywood).  The photos were re-creations of scenes from Nollywood horror movies: a lot of death, gore, destruction, and mayhem.  As Zola and I walked around, he kept repeating (almost Rainman like), “This is very disturbing, Dad.  Very disturbing.”  Finally he said, “I’m going to have nightmares from this, aren’t I?”  No nightmares yet, but I’m not sure this was exactly responsible parenting on my part.

We had an amazing dinner last night at a new restaurant way down in Noordhoek called the Food Barn (www.thefoodbarn.co.za).  We met our old, old friends Sven and Christelle, who we had otherwise not had a chance to see on this trip.  As always, they were brilliant company, and their daughters (aged 13 and 11) were very sweet to Zola and Tallulah.  For most of the dinner, all of the kids played outside together on a little playground, and then lay on the grass, watching the stars. 

Immediately after we sat down, the waiter brought me a bottle of champagne, and said that “a friend named Ernest had sent us two bottles as a gift.”  I don’t know anyone named Ernest, so I told the waiter there must be a mistake.  He insisted on giving us the wine, and throughout the dinner I kept wondering aloud who Ernest was, and why he would send me wine.   Sven, Christelle and India wondered along with me, but suggested that we accept the mystery gift and enjoy our good fortune. 

As we drove home,  I mentioned Ernest the Munificent again, and India started to laugh and laugh.  She said, “It was Sven and Christelle!  Duh!  Of course it was them! I can’t believe you fell for their trick!  Ha ha ha!”  Ha ha ha, indeed.  They all kept very straight faces about Ernest throughout the whole evening, but must have laughed themselves silly later.

This morning, we finally completed the hike up Table Mountain.  India ran the 15 kilometers to the base of the mountain, and all four of us did the 90-minute climb together.  Tallulah actually walked about a third of the way up, in Crocs no less, and rode my shoulders the rest of the way.  Zola complained a little during the middle 30 minutes, but was a trooper.  At the top he said, “This was the best hike ever!”  

Sitting outside the cafe at the top of the mountain, we ran into another old, old friend, named Itumeleng Kgaboesele, from my time teaching at the University of Cape Town in 1991.  I had not seen Itu in nearly ten years, but his appearance had not changed a bit.  What has changed is that the very clever, confident undergraduate I knew 18 years ago has become one of the most prominent investors and entrepreneurs in the country (http://www.sphereholdings.co.za/).  Such a good guy, and so deeply deserving of his successes. 

We raced down the mountain, sped home, changed clothes lickety-split, sped off again, and managed to be only 10 minutes late for lunch reservations at The Round House restaurant (http://www.theroundhouserestaurant.com/).  The restaurant is practically within spitting distance of the Table Mountain cable station. 

The Round House was built by Lord Charles Somerset in 1817 as a  hunting lodge, “to shoot lion, leopard and buck on the slopes of Lions Head mountain.”  It is now a World Heritage site (!), sitting on a forested mountainside, in the center of a big nature reserve, overlooking the Atlantic.  It is a five-minute drive from the center of Cape Town.

In the old days (ie, the 1990s), The Round House was run by an eccentric French woman of a certain age.  She played Edith Piaf singles on a phongraph, flirted outrageously with her male guests, and served French food swimming in reductions and demi-glaze.  India and I probably had dinner with her 15 times.

Apparently the building was then abandoned for several years, and has just recently reopened as a new high-end, European bistro.  We sat outside with our friends, two couples, while our collective five kids played barefoot in the grass below the lodge.  Somehow, three very pleasant hours went by.

 

LUNCH AT THE ROUND HOUSE

LUNCH AT THE ROUND HOUSE

 

One of the kids from lunch, Alec, came home with us, so he and Zola could have a play date.  The boys ended up boogie boarding in the freezing Atlantic for about an hour and a half, until the water had numbed their feet beyond feeling, and the sun had set over the ocean.   I was in with them for the last 45 minutes or so, treasuring their laughter and bravado. 

 

INTREPID BOOGIE BOARDERS

INTREPID BOOGIE BOARDERS

 

Our time in Cape Town has been great. 

Unfortunately, I upset the Never Never Land atmosphere by accepting a full-time, six-month assignment in New York, starting on April 20th.  India and I have been discussing this opportunity for months, but I think we hadn’t fully internalized the implications of it until yesterday.  Essentially, our trip, and our time as a 24/7 family will come to an end (temporarily?) then.  

We are working through the logistics (complicated) and the emotions (complicated), and also trying to think through the longer-term questions of where and how we want to live.  Obviously, these are conversations we need to have at some point anyway.  But it definitely feels as though I have somehow poured a cold bucket of uncertain reality on our beachside idyll.

As with everything, we will work through it.  In the meantime, we will enjoy our last days in Cape Town.

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Fine Restaurant, Funny Story - Cape Town

 

THE PROTAGONIST

THE PROTAGONIST

 

 

Greetings from Cape Town!  

Last night we had dinner at La Colombe (http://www.constantia-uitsig.com/pages/restaurants/la-colombe.php), which just won an award as South Africa’s best restaurant.  As always, it was just amazing: outstanding and inventive food, sitting outdoors in the garden by a fountain, excellent service, everything.  Tallulah and I even had a footrace across the cricket pitch before dark.

This short post is a story from a visit to La Colombe last year.  The restaurant is located on a beautiful wine estate called Constantia Uitsig (pronounced “ATE-sigk” for the non-Afrikaans speakers out there).  Uitsig has three restaurants on the estate, and a very small boutique hotel.  The hotel has six rooms, I think.

Last January, India and her parents and the kids stayed at Uitsig for a few nights at the end of our family trip to South Africa.  I had already gone back to work in California, and we had given up the house we had rented.  The six rooms are all on the ground floor, clustered into three small Cape Dutch-style buildings, set in the ancient gardens of the vineyard.  Bucolic and beautiful.

India wanted her parents, Gramae and Pop, to have a romantic dinner at La Colombe.   She and the kids met a friend of ours, Arnold, and his two kids, at 6:30 pm.  They had a picnic dinner served at a table on Uitsig’s small cricket pitch, far from the hotel rooms and the restaurant itself.  Gramae and Pop had a reservation at La Colombe for 6:30 as well, a short walk from their room.

At 7:15, one of the Constantia Uitsig security guards came down onto the cricket pitch, and asked India, “Do you know the older American couple staying in Room #3?”

India was very alarmed, and said, “Yes.  They are my parents.  Are they OK?  Has something happened?”

The security guard said that they were fine, but that they were locked into the room.  Did India have the key?

It turns out that they had been trapped for about 45 minutes.  The windows were barred (South Africa), they could not get anyone on the phone in reception, and they had been shouting for help.  Fortunately, the security guard had walked by, taken notice, and gone to get India.  The guard did not know where the master key was.  India said she had no idea where her parents’ room key was.

At this point, Zola said quietly, “I have the key.”  

The whole party ran up to Room #3 and released Gramae and Pop from their gilded cage.  Being grandparents, they were much more forgiving and kind about the whole thing than I would have been.  

Gramae did ask Zola, “Now sweetheart, why did you lock the door on us?”

Zola said, “You were changing clothes with the door open, and I was afraid that someone would see Pop’s wiener.”

True story.  

They must not keep very good records of their guests’ names, because they accepted our dinner reservation without any “not them again!” alarms going off.   We had another wonderful dinner last night, and I laugh every time that I think of this story.

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Three Weeks in the Desert - Kalahari and Namibia Summary

Greetings from Cape Town!  This post tries to summarize our nearly three weeks in the desert.  As I wrote a few days ago, it may be my favorite part of the trip so far.  I have been trying to figure out why I liked it so much, and what lessons we can apply to the rest of our travels.

Here are some of the fun facts from the trip:

  • We were on the road for 20 days, from the date we flew from Cape Town to Upington to the date we flew from Windhoek to Cape Town.
     
  • We stayed in 13 different places, which seems like a lot.  These ranged from the very basic (camp sites in the Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park) to the extremely comfortable (Wolwedans, Little Kulala, Little Ongava, Mowani).  None of these fancy lodges existed in Namibia ten years ago.
     
  • We drove 3,400 kilometers on the roads, which means about 40 hours in our rented bakkie.  We also took 21 game drives, averaging about 3 hours each.  All in this means we were driving around on average 4-5 hours a day.  Wow! That seems like a lot as well.
     
  • We went on 8 guided game walks, mostly seeing insects, birds, plants and sand.  We also had the long walks to climb sand dunes, to go for sunset drinks, and to go sandboarding.  We shook sand out of our shoes at least 2,000 times (an estimate).
      

CHEETAH IN MID-GROWL

 

  • We saw a lot of game: about 25 lions, 9 cheetah (four essentially in captivity), 26 desert-adapted elephants, 4 venomous snakes, 8 rhino, 500 or so zebras, and about 8 million gemsboks.  No shortage of gemsboks in the desert.
       

    THE UBIQUITOUS GEMSBOK

    THE UBIQUITOUS GEMSBOK

     

  • We bought 300 liters of diesel fuel for the bakkie, and no liters of normal gasoline.  I worried about this all of the time.  Also, we only really got stuck once, which was a relief.  We also did not crash, although I nearly ran over a suicidal ostrich, and we had an uncomfortably  close call on the dune track near !Xaus Lodge.
     
  • Mostly while we were driving, Zola read about 2,500 pages: three Hardy Boys, the last three books of the Artemis Fowl series, the last two of Percy Jackson, five Michael Morpurgo novels, and a few desert-specific novels (eg, Meerkat Manor).  We are glad he can read in the car and not get carsick.  We are also glad that Swakopmund had some good bookstores.
     
  • We met some great guides and people working at lodges: Jason (the Argonaut), Samuel (the musician), Moses (who led us through the desert), Gabriel (the Archangel), Lister (the elephant finder), the three Americans, Joe at Doro !Nawas, Jennifer at Little Kulala, Ellen and Vincent at Mowani, Arne, Ingrid and Rob (the wonderful Dutch), Frederick the Studious, Hayward the Chef, and our favorite all time name - Mighty Power.

    MIGHTY POWER AND HAYWARD AT WOLWEDANS

    MIGHTY POWER AND HAYWARD AT WOLWEDANS

     

  • The desert attracts characters.  Many people seem to flee to Namibia to avoid extradition or publicity.   Wesley Snipes hid from his tax problems there.  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie famously waited for a baby in Swakopmund.  We met and were charmed by Eva, la femme mysterieuse. We met a very rich American father and son, and their too young and beautiful wives (?), whose story didn’t quite make sense.  We wondered, idly, what some of the very elderly German men in Swakopmund did during the war.  India wondered how why the proportion of ruggedly handsome men is so high in Namibia.
These trip statistics are probably only entertaining for me.  If I tried to summarize why the desert trip was so enjoyable, I think it boils down to the freedom of wide-open spaces, and good old-fashioned redneck fun.  The completely empty vastness, and the beauty of the landscape made us feel liberated and joyful.  The redneck fun: driving around on dirt roads in a pick-up truck, eating beef jerky, drinking beer around a camp fire at night, looking for animals, sleeping under the stars.  It was like an idealized version of my summers in high school and college.  What’s not to like?  
Maybe Australia will be like this as well.  We can hope!

RELAXING ON DUNE 45 - SOSSUSVLEI

RELAXING ON DUNE 45 - SOSSUSVLEI

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Back in Cape Town (Part 2)

Greetings from Llandudno, Cape Town.  We flew down from Windhoek yesterday afternoon.  

After having so many great experiences in Namibia, our departure was a bit frustrating and complicated: it took an hour to return the car, with some unspecified assessment for “sand blast damage;” the flight was delayed then undelayed then they put us on a slightly scary “backup” plane; general chaos in slow motion.  

My favorite moment was when the Hertz guy looked at me gravely, and said, “Have you been driving in sandy areas?”  It is almost like returning a rental in Minneapolis in January, and having them ask whether the car was exposed to cold temperatures.

Although we had always planned to return to the Llandudno house at the end of the week, India booked two interim nights in a fishing village about an hour north of Cape Town.  The beach house, called the White House, was recently featured in a popular magazine, and the village, called Yzerfontein (pronounced AZER-fon-tane), has become trendy in property development circles.

Tallulah was very disappointed to find out that Mr. Obama would not be at the White House when we arrived.  The rest of us were a little disappointed to find that the White House was really designed for photo shoots, and not for a family to stay in.  Everything was photogenically beautiful, like a Ralph Lauren beachwear advertisement, but there were no comfortable spaces.  Literally every surface in the building (as well as the exterior and trim) was white.  The kids’ room was in the basement, and the master bedroom was on the second floor.  When the owner greeted us with the keys, Tallulah was carrying an open bottle of orange soda.  All of the adults awkwardly foresaw a potential “orange on white” disaster.

More important, the house was in an unoccupied retirement village, with weird and garish (and empty) places surrounding it on three sides.  The fourth side did have a beautiful view of the sand dunes and the ocean.  Because we were at the southern edge of the currently developed part, there was a paved road and  street lights leading off to nowhere in the dunes further south.  The whole thing reminded me of a Bergman movie, with metaphors for death and purity all around us.

As the rain poured down on us this morning, we made the executive decision to retreat to Cape Town a day early.  We could have stayed, I guess, but the desolation and bad weather, and the strangely uncomfortable house were enough to send us home.  We need to wash some clothes anyway.

So, we are back in the same house in Llandudno.  The waves are huge, so Zola and I are going down to boogie board.  Our kids were reunited with all of the stuff that we stored here, so it was like a late January Christmas.  We are happy to be back in a home, instead of the succession of tents and lodges that we have lived in for the last three weeks.  We are particularly glad that it is this particular, familiar, comfortable, Llandudno home.

PostScript- the waves were amazing, and Zola and I had a great time with our friend Paul.  The rip tide was strong, and complicated, so I was glad that Zola stayed in close to the beach.  Holidays are clearly over: we basically had the beach to ourselves.

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Four Things I Had Never Seen Before - Namibia

 

HAVING FUN IN NORTHERN NAMIBIA

HAVING FUN IN NORTHERN NAMIBIA

 

 

Greetings from Windhoek, Namibia!  After 20 days and 3,400 kilometers of driving, our desert adventure is coming to an end.  We fly back to Cape Town tomorrow morning.

In a later post, I will try to summarize some of what we have seen and done in the Kalahari and in Namibia.  I think the joy of this part of our trip boils down to just good, old-fashioned red-neck fun. 

This post is about our last day at Etosha.  Because it had rained so much, we did not see a lot of game.  That said, yesterday I saw four things for the first time in my life.  Once I am able to download photos, you will be able to see some of these things as well.

1- Lethal Scorpion Up Close and Personal: Driven by Zola the Obsessive, we have been talking about scorpions more or less continuously since we were at Tswalu three weeks ago.  We have been driving around with a dead parabuthis transvaalicus (maybe the deadliest of them all) drying on the dashboard of our truck.  Zola found it in the sand dunes near Swakopmund last week.   We have even been singing a little family song I made up, to the tune of “We are the Champions” by Queen.

After she finished her lunch yesterday, Tallulah was sitting on the floor of the outdoor deck at Little Ongava.  Because it has been such a topic of conversation, no one really paid attention to her when she said “Scorpion!” until she had said it several times.

Sure enough, crawling around on the underside of the wooden coffee table was a juvenile “Deathstalker” scorpion.  He was light brown and black, with slender pincers and a fat tail.  Thank goodness Lu had the common sense to look and shout repeatedly rather than touch.

With incredibly high-tech equipment (a post card and a drinking glass), we captured the specimen and looked at him closely.  He seemed pretty mad, and struck against the side of the glass several times.  Based on “it’s us vs. them” rationale, my vote was to squash him, but Rob, the lodge manager carried the scorpion out into the woods and set him free.

Slightly scary encounter, but amazing to see one at such close range.

 

A HUGE HORN

A COMICALLY HUGE HORN

 

 

2- Comically Long-Horned Rhinoceros: in our afternoon game drive we came on a female rhino with a year-old calf.  Because both animals had their heads down, grazing on the deep grass, it took a few minutes to realize how long the mother’s horn was.  Crazy long. Like four feet (or 120 cm) long.  Double the length of any rhino horn I had seen before.  The Boogie Nights of rhino horns.

It is hard to describe why Cyrana de Bergerhino’s horn was so funny to look at.  It was just so wildly out of proportion with the rest of her (still huge) rhino body.  In the days of rhino poaching in Namibia, this would have provided dagger handles for a thousand Yemeni warriors and princes.  We kept waiting for her to raise her head from the thick grass, just to gawk at the giant horn. 

For what it’s worth, the baby rhino appeared to have a completely normal and body-size proportional horn.

 

BRAWLING GIRAFFE POSITIONING FOR THE FIGHT

BRAWLING GIRAFFE POSITIONING FOR THE FIGHT

 

 

3- Giraffes Fighting:  later on in the same game drive, we saw two young male giraffes engaged in neck-to-neck combat.  Most of the same-species animal fights we have seen (including an awesome warthog vs. warthog match two weeks ago) are very quick and violent, with the winner and loser quickly determined.  Neither animal seems to get hurt badly, and one backs away and runs for it.

The giraffe fight happened in slow motion.  For most of the 30 minutes we watched, the giraffes stood shoulder to shoulder, facing in different directions, and jockeying gracefully for position.  This involved a lot of foot shuffling, generally on a circular path, with one giraffe always walking slowly backwards.  Both giraffes held their heads high, and kept looking straight ahead, not at the other.

Occasionally there would be a short break in the action, when the circling had led to some new forage, and both giraffes would stop to graze for a few minutes.

Eventually, one of the giraffes would start a crazy swinging motion with his neck and head, build up some momentum, and whomp the other one in the hindquarters.  The whompee would stagger a little, regain his balance, swing his neck and head, and return the blow.

Apparently, the objective is to knock the other giraffe down with a head butt to the flank.  This almost never happens.  The reason they are so cautious is that if you end up behind the other giraffe, he will kick you in the head and kill you.  With a lot of downside risk, and not much offensive upside potential, the actual contact is sporadic and not very damaging.  I tried to make an analogy between giraffe fighting and the Cold War, but no one wanted to hear it.

4- Green In the Desert: I still can’t get over how much water there is on the roads, and how lush and dense the vegetation is.  It is completely different from the three other times we have been to Etosha.  This much green in the desert is definitely a first for me.

Last night it started bucketing down again right after we got back from our game drive.  So much for sunset drinks.  We found out that the thatch roof in our bungalow leaks pretty badly, as Zola and Tallulah got dripped on in their beds. 

On that wet note, our three weeks in the desert is coming to an end.  We have had a great time: it may be my favorite part of our world-round trip to date. 

Surprisingly, at least to me, the long and lonely drives have been the most fun.  The kids have been (generally) very pleasant company, and we have had time to talk and sing and laugh on the road.  Zola has read at least 2,000 pages, and asked at least 2,000 questions.

That said, when I suggested that we skip tomorrow’s flight, and spend the next three days driving from Windhoek to Cape Town, I was voted down 3-1.  Everything in moderation, I guess.

 

NAMIBIA IS AWESOME!

NAMIBIA IS AWESOME!

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Plenty of Rain in Northern Namibia

Greetings from Etosha National Park in Northern Namibia.

“Etosha” is the Otjivambo word for “a large white expanse.” For years, India has referred euphemistically to big bellies (including mine) as Etoshas. This is more polite than “beer gut.”

The Etosha Park is roughly the size of Massachusetts, and is normally very dry. It is usually a great place to view game, because you can sit by a water hole, and the animal kingdom comes to you.

It rained hard here for the several days prior to our arrival. Everything that is normally sparse, brown, and dry is dense, verdant, and lush. Dense vegetation and dispersed availability of water make it difficult to see a lot of animals - except for giraffe, whose heads still stick out above the low vegetation.

We spent our morning game drive appreciating birds, dodging big puddles, and smelling the incongruous smell of dense vegetation in the desert. We also saw a cool-looking Namaqua chameleon.

 

NAMAQUA CHAMELEON WALKING VERY SLOWLY

NAMAQUA CHAMELEON WALKING VERY SLOWLY

 

 

The center of the park is the Etosha Pan, which is a dried salt-lake bed covering about 5,000 square kilometers (about 2,000 square miles - slightly larger than Rhode Island). Even with the rains, Etosha Pan continues to be “a large white expanse,” too salty for anything to grow.

From a slight elevation (about a meter), it was hot, dry salt pan for as far as the eye could see. A few brackish ponds have formed after the recent rains. 

On the horizon, shimmering in the heat waves, we could barely make out hundreds of birds, standing immobile in the pan. Weird. It was difficult to tell whether the birds were storks or flamingoes, they were just too far away.   The pan flooded most recently in 1970, but given how much rain has fallen already, this could be the year.

To be honest, I think all of us (even India) are a little game-drive weary. We have seen so many animals, in so many different types of terrain, and had so many awesome rangers. The last few weeks have increased my enthusiasm for safaris and game lodges and conservation a lot.

That said, we are probably ready to move on to a new activity. For the first time ever, the kids are very restless on the game drives.  Even Zola has run out of hypothetical questions for our perplexed guides to answer (”If a hundred black-backed jackals fought ten cheetahs and five giraffe, who would win?”. If a klipspringer raced a mountain zebra were being chased by a hyaena up that hillside, which one would get eaten?”).

I will definitely be happy to have Internet access again, to add maps and pictures to the blog, and to type on a keyboard instead of my BlackBerry.

We will enjoy another night at the absurdly comfortable Little Ongava Lodge, and then start the long drive down to Windhoek tomorrow.

PostScript- I stand corrected. In India’s words, “I am NOT weary of game drives. I just want a wilder experience. Next time, no fancy lodges, no hobbyist game drives. We are going hard core: mobile wilderness camps, deep in the bush. I will never get tired of this! Never! ”

In the timeless words of happy marriages the world over: “Yes, dear.”

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Tales From the Namibian Bush

 

SUNSET AT MOWANI MOUNTAIN CAMP

SUNSET AT MOWANI MOUNTAIN CAMP

 

 

Greetings from Mowani Mountain Lodge, in Damaraland, Namibia. We made the short (25 km) drive up here from Doro !Naus yesterday afternoon.

Despite being so close together, the physical setting of Doro !Naus is totally different from that of Mowani. We went from looking at flattish desert plains, with sparse pale-yellow grass yesterday, to looking at steep hillsides covered in giant red-granite boulders today.

The west-looking view from the door of our tent is 30 kilometers of red rocks and low mountains. It looks a little like Enchantment Lodge in Sedona, but with 14 tents instead of 200 condominium units. Spectacular.

Mowani Lodge organizes sunset drinks each evening from a rocky viewpoint, set about 20 meters above the few thatched common buildings. After going on a guided nature walk in the late afternoon (which became the ‘Zola Asks a Thousand Questions Hour’), we hiked up to watch the sunset.

Mowani has the most guests in residence of all of the lodges we have stayed in in Namibia. There were 18 Germans, two flamboyant Austrians, the Namibian-husband-and-Belgian-wife manager team, and the Baird family, all sitting on cushions in the fading red sunlight. Not including us, the average age was about 65. It was a very festive atmosphere.

Klaus and Sylvia, the flamboyant Austrians, live in Namibia 4 months of the year, and have done so for the last decade. Back in Vienna, Klaus is a fashion photographer. As he waited for the optimal reddish light to photograph the sunset (it was his fifth day of waiting) he took some hilarious catwalk shots of Tallulah. She vamped wildly for his camera. Watch out, boys!

 

TALLULAH

TALLULAH

 

 

Vincent, the husband of the manager couple, looked like a German army colonel out of a movie: balding, with sharply defined handsome features and excellent posture. His khaki work clothes added to his military bearing.

Vincent and Zola got to talking about snakes, which is Zola’s third favorite current topic, after Pokemon and scorpions. Vincent, the old desert hand, told us a great snake story in his soft German/Afrikaans accent.

Here is Vincent’s story (as close to verbatim as possible):

“A few years back, I was managing a camp in the Caprivi Strip, about 800 kilometers from here. We had Black Mambas there, which, as you know, are the deadliest snakes in Africa.

“One evening, an Australian couple came to me, and said, ‘Excuse us, Vincent, there is a dead mouse in our tent. Also, we may have seen a snake.’

“So I grabbed a plastic bucket and my snake stick, and I went down to their tent. Sure enough, there was a dead mouse on the floor, just inside the mosquito net. I scooped him into the bucket, and started looking around for a snake.

“Underneath the desk, I saw about 10 centimeters of a black snake tail. I started pulling the tail, to get the rest of the snake out from behind the desk. I kept pulling, and pulling, and pulling. Suddenly I was at one end of a meter-long black mamba, and he was very cross with me.

“With my Mag-Lite torch, I bashed the snake right on the head before he could bite me. I really donnered him, and killed him stone dead on the floor.

“I put the snake in the bucket, closed the lid, and tidied up the tent. The Australians went to bed.

“The next morning I went to dump the snake and the mouse into the garbage. When I opened the bucket, that black mamba flew up and struck me. I guess I had only knocked him out, not killed him.

“Fortunately, I had broken his jaw, so he couldn’t work his fangs properly. He struck again and again, his broken jaw flapping harmlessly against my leg. agains. Gave me a hell of a fright.”

Vincent drained the remainder of his gin and tonic in the twilight, and said, “Right. So who is ready to go down to dinner?”

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Best-ever Elephant Sighting - Namibia

 

MOMMY AND BABY

MOMMY AND BABY

 

 

Greetings from Damaraland, Namibia. This short post is about our relatively quiet day here. Aside from a long, and great, elephant game drive this morning, and some unproductive fretting by me this afternoon, we didn’t get up to much.

The game drive was pretty awesome. We left at 7:15, which was very civilized. In the first 30 minutes, our guide, a Caprivian named Lister, showed us a lot of bush-medicine plants, and talked about the conservation area and the nearby goat-herding residents. Most of the people moved up here from South Africa in the 1970s to escape apartheid. This is a little counterintuitive, because Namibia, known then as South West Africa, was a South African colony, and had the same odious laws. Maybe the refugees just wanted some elbow room. There is plenty of that.

We stopped at a water hole, and Lister picked up the overnight tracks from one of the desert-elephant herds. He tracked the herd for about 10 kilometers, and we came upon them in a dry riverbed. The Rosie herd we had been tracking, named for its matriarch, had met up with the Oscar herd, named for its eldest recent elephant calf

In all, there were 26 desert-adapted elephants (about 4% of the world’s population), of all ages and sizes, grazing away happily on the leafy thorn trees in the sandy river bottom. Occasionally the matriarchs eyed us with defiant suspicion, but for the most part the herd focused on breaking branches and scarfing leaves.

 

BABY

BABY

 

 

Seeing a host of baby elephants was incredibly special. The smallest was a two-month-old, who would have come up to Zola’s shoulder (if we were foolish enough to get out of the game vehicle). All together there were about 10 sub-adults, many of whom were too little to graze. They played by chasing each other around, wrestling a little, and occasionally taking a break to find mom and breast feed.

We watched the herds for about 90 minutes. It was by far the best elephant sighting that India or I has ever had.

On the long drive back to the lodge, I read an Artemis Fowl novel aloud to Tallulah and Zola, pausing occasionally to marvel at the rugged desert landscape.

The rest of the day was lazy. Zola and I did schoolwork. I nearly finished the biography of Trevor Manuel, South Africa’s finance minister, which I started two weeks ago. Tallulah reused to nap. We sat for a while by the small pool, until the hot wind and burning sun drove us back inside.

I spent a fair amount of this lazy time fretting about what we will do when our sojourn to Never Never Land, trip around the world, comes to an end. Totally unproductive behavior, and it made me unsuitable company for the rest of the family.

India and I need to spend some real time talking and deciding and planning. Generally I am in moderate denial about this golden period in my life (in our lives) concluding, and us needing to replace it with a more sustainable arrangement.

This change isn’t imminent, but it is coming, just as surely as autumn follows summer. Soon we will face up to it like adults, but probably not tonight.

Both before and after our great adventure ends, there will be fun to be had, kids and a wife to be loved, and life’s rich pageant to be enjoyed.

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Reentry and reintegration - New York

Greetings from Gramercy Park, New York!

Our reentry to the U.S., and the ragged end of our traveling ways, has been fun. It has also been much rockier and more thought provoking than we had expected.

At least for the weekend, it felt a lot like an extension of the world-round trip. We are living in a nice hotel (hey, that feels familiar), and we are running around in a big city.

It happens to be our ‘home’ city, and the running around has mostly been reconnecting with friends: a sleepover for Zola, a genteel roof-top cocktail party in Harlem followed by a raucous dinner party on the Upper West Side.

On Sunday, we also dashed up to our house in the Catskills to do laundry, shed baggage, and assess the damage from the winter. Both kids were so happy to be truly in a place of their own that it was hard for us to leave again.

Still, if I squinted, until Monday morning it felt like the world-round trip.

This morning, though, I had my first day back at work. It was pleasant and felt natural to go back to the New York offices of the Firm where I worked for ten years. I saw dozens of people I knew, and felt very much at home. The work will be challenging and interesting.

Broken Arrow psp

Still, it was strange to not be with India and the kids. They had a full day together, running around in the cold New York rain. We met for dinner early at the apartment of old and dear friends, so I was not separated from them for all that long.

Even if I squint, though, it doesn’t feel like a world-round trip anymore.

Because we have re-entered a world we know in the middle of the school year, in the middle of the month, all around us we see stability and routine. Our own instability and rootlessness feels highlighted by contrast. I am definitely feeling uncomfortable with this much ambiguity and. turbulence.

This is one of the consequences of adventure, I think. We will settle down some, rent a place for me to live, and create some greater sense of stability. India and the kids will go to Nashville for a while, and I will join them as much as I can.

We knew that the reentry would be ragged. We need to hold each other closely and get through it.

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Sand, Sand, and More Sand - Namibia

 

 


LANDING WAS NOT PRETTY

LANDING WAS NOT PRETTY

 

 

Greetings from Doro !Nawas Lodge in Damaraland, Namibia. Happy Inauguration Day, America. I’m sorry we aren’t near a TV (or near Washington).

We have had quite a day. It was not filled with speeches and oaths and promises of change, but it was packed with red Namibian sand.

Yesterday afternoon, Zola and I signed up to go sandboarding. Early this morning, the whole family piled into our rented pickup truck, and followed a Volkswagen Kombi full of sandboarding dudes out to the dunes about 15 km from Swakopmund. After getting our gear (a cheap snowboard with good bindings and a pair of Dolce & Gabbana boots for me, a pressboard sled, gloves and elbow pads for Zola, helmets for both), we started hiking up a big sand dune.

The walk up took about ten minutes, climbing about 300 vertical feet. At the top, the instructions were simple: “Can you snowboard? Good, this should be easy. Use this industrial metal polish to wax your board. Then go down the hill. Ready?”

The run down took about 45 seconds and required six turns. My snowboarding skills are rusty, but the sand is slower and much more forgiving than New England snow. It was definitely fun.

Starting on my second run, the board dudes encouraged me to get air off of the wooden jump they had built at the top. I tried three times, but crashed savagely on each landing. It wasn’t pretty, and I will be sore tomorrow. India took some great pictures (still no Internet, so no pictures postable) which make me look much cooler than I will ever be.

While I sandboarded, and Tallulah and India flirted wildly with the four handsome, Obama-loving sandboard dudes, Zola was sandsledding on the slope behind me. The dudes had a radar gun, and clocked him at just over 60 km/h, which is amazingly fast when your chin is two inches from the sand . I took one run on the sled, and it was actually much more of an adrenaline rush than the pokier vertical sandboarding.

 

56 KILOMETERS PER HOUR!

60 KILOMETERS PER HOUR!

 

 

After a few hours, we all hiked across the desert floor again to our cars, took off our gear and drank some water. Every square inch of my exposed skin was caked in sand. Zola found a recently dead scorpion (the hugely lethal parabuthis transvaalicus) as he walked in the desert, so we added it to his collection of souvenirs.

 

VERY DEADLY (AND VERY DEAD) SCORPION

VERY DEADLY (AND VERY DEAD) SCORPION

 

 

We left the group a little early to hurry back to Swakopmund for quad biking and then to start the long drive up to Damaraland. We had been told it would take 6-7 hours to cover the 400 km distance, and India was eager for us to get going.

Driving out of the dunes area, I followed the (wrong) road down into a dry riverbed, and got our bakkie stuck up to the axles in loose sand. Even with tires deflated, in 4 Low with Diff Lock on, we were 100% stuck.

REALLY, REALLY STUCK IN THE SAND

REALLY, REALLY STUCK IN THE SAND

This is one of those situations which is not fun, but could have been so much worse that we were all kind of OK with it. We could see Swakopmund and a major road from the bakkie, and we had cell phone coverage. The sandboard dudes even stopped to help us.

That said, I dug sand on my belly for nearly an hour, and tried several times to drive us out. I succeeded only in further entombing us. Eventually, I gave up, and figured out how to call a garage.

Less than 10 minutes after I spoke to an Afrikaans mechanic named Steen by cell phone, he rolled up in an old Ford F250 tow truck. He pulled us out, in five minutes, and said, “That was easy.” Steen’s fee was the best US$ 20 I have spent in a long time. .

We drove back into Swakopmund at about 10 km/h, on our deflated tires and with the transmission inexplcably stuck in 4L Diff Lock. People stared and laughed as our tires chirped and we rolled slowly by: I guess it was obvious what had happened. We reinflated the tires, and eventually the truck allowed itself to be shifted back into 2×4.

Despite the lost time (nearly 2 hours had elapsed since sandboarding, including futile digging and tire reinflation), India consented to letting Zola and me do the quad biking as we had scheduled.

The quad bike place was thrilled to tell us that we were riding in Brad Pitt’s tire tracks. Apparently he went quad biking 13 times while he and Angelina Jolie were in Swakopmund waiting for the baby to be born.

 

IS THAT BRAD PITT UNDER THE HELMET?

IS THAT BRAD PITT UNDER THE HELMET?

 

 

Feeling like some combination of Mr. Smith, the Fight Club founder, and the young felonious cowboy from ‘Thelma and Louise,’ Zola and I roared out into the sand dunes. For Zola, in particular, this was a pretty awesome adventure. He managed to not crash (thankfully), and definitely felt like a big man on his 125 cc ATV. I liked it too.

 

Finally, at 2:30, we drove out of Swakopmund, and into the lunar desertscape away from the ocean. The first hour of the drive was wildly beautiful and completely desolate.

While waiting for french fries at a cafe in Henties Bay (literally the last town for 200 miles), I bought a t-shirt that advertises some alcohol called “RamKat”. The front has a cool logo of a lion with sheep’s horns. On the back, it reads, in Afrikaans:
“Speak Afrikaans, Eat Beef Jerky, and Drink RamKat. Or Shut Your Mouth.” The direct translation of the last bit is “Or Close Your Beak,” but in very rude language you would use to command a farm animal. I’m not sure where I will wear this shirt, but it is cool.

Our expected 7 hour trip only took about four and a half hours, through lots of dramatic and varied scenery. Tallulah slept most of the way, dreaming of Fancy Nancy and sandboard dudes. Zola finished reading his third Hardy Boys mystery in two days, and then started reading the fourth book in the ‘Artemis Fowl’ series. India entertained me by reading aloud the long and very weird Vanity Fair article on “Clark Rockefeller.” Later she improvised a puppet show for all of us, starring two of Tallulah’s dolls. Both kids laughed hysterically.

So, we are happy to be here in Damaraland; tired, thirsty, and pulling sand from every orifice, We are looking forward to seeing desert-adapted elephants and rhinos tomorrow.

Namibia is great.

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